Biggie

Spare me your foolery, but I strongly think my wife is an MG2.

Here is why: How on earth did she put off the last seen facility on WhatsApp? Why has she never posted any of our pictures out at the lake with the kids on Facebook?

I mean, sometimes she comes with unexplained gifts and chocolates. I am not a kid.

You know what, sometimes she has loads of money yet she never got a loan.

How do I handle my wife?

Zaks

Zaks,

Of course, yours is a funny name. Funny as in strange not as in ha-ha.

First, you should ask yourself why your wife has opted to become an MG2. The problem is you my friend.

It may be you are as stingy as an economist. On the other hand, it may be that you are a three minute guy in bed.

Search your soul and you will definitely see what I am talking about. You may also be the abusive lot. So, your wife may be seeking peace from another man. Mind you, it may be other men.

But then, if you are a performer in bed, you buy all the needs at home and you spoil her time and again, and never lay a finger on her, well you are in trouble.

My brother, I could have told you to cling to her. To start all over these days is a hustle. You see, you don’t abandon a whole maize field just because some wayward jolly-be-good has stolen two cobs.

Yet, on second thoughts, I will tell you this: Get an MG2 to make it all square. Tit-for-tat. And get one who will spoil you with gifts like hell.

For that matter, my brother, start by investigating who is dating your wife. They may be married. Make their wife your MG2.

BMW

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