ACCORDING to many tlof tlof specialists, the size of one’s ‘bedroom joystick” shouldn’t matter when it comes to tlof tlof.

Men’s Health revealed “hide my sausage” positions that can benefit people with small ‘mopane worms’.

According to the publication, these are some of the best tlof tlof positions for those with tiny bedroom anacondas:

1. D0GG!E Style

If you have a small 4-5, as a general rule, you want to go for any position that facilitates deep penetr@tion, so that you can use the entire length of your shaft, according to somatic psychologist, licensed marriage and family therapist and certified tlof tlof therapist Dr Holly Richmond.

2. Face-off

This position is great for guys with a small 4-5 because it’s less about in and out penetration, and more about wiggling around while you’re inside your partner’s honey jar. It also allows for kissing, n1pple play, and heavy petting.

3. The Little Dipper

For the little dipper, your partner uses either a bed, couch, or chair to hoist their body over you. You then insert your 4-5 into your partner’s punani or ‘exhaust pipe’– whichever you both are feeling! If done correctly, you should be in a T-shaped formation. This position allows for both deep penetration and easy access for cl!t0ral stimulation. The cl!t0r!s is the powerhouse of female pleasure and the punani has far fewer nerve endings than the cl!t0r!s, which is only intermittently stimulated during most standard tlof tlof positions.

That’s why positions that allow for cl!t0ral stimulation and deep punani penetration are ideal for people with smaller tlof tlof joysticks.

4. Cowgirl

There are numerous cowgirl variations that you can check out here. It’s tough to recommend just one for men with a smaller 4-5, because it depends on how small your 4-5 truly is, along with its angle.

See if regular cowgirl is getting the job done. If not, try switching to squatting cowgirl, which allows for deep penetration, manual clitoral stimulation, and G-sp0t stimulation.

5. Stand and Deliver

Also known as “the bicycle”, stand and deliver allows for incredibly deep penetr@tion.

Stand at the edge of a bed or desk while your partner lies back and raises their legs to their chest.

Their knees are bent as if they’re doing a bicycling exercise. From there, grab their ankles and enter them. This is another position that allows for both deep penetr@tion and manual cl!t0ral stimulation.